Just caught up on some of Batterson‘s blogs from this week. His blog about Chuck Norris Facts was by far the highlight of blog reading for me this week (barely nudging out Adam Hendrix’s blog about “David after the Dentist“).
One of the comments on Batterson’s blog pointed me toward this hilarity…
When you google the phrase “Where is Chuck Norris?” here’s what you find as the top search result:
Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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.:rweaver:.
Guess it’s a three blog night… Did you know I met Chuck once?
No way! I had no clue. Was he kicking someone in the face without moving his feet when you met him? Sounds like a BLOG for your site (www.weaversinger.com)… Can’t wait to read this!
How do you (1) meet Chuck Norris and then (2) marry a third person without (3) telling said third person about encounter with Chuck Norris? If I met Chuck Norris, even people that I wasn’t married to would know!
Anyway, I once made up a Chuck Norris fact–or, rather, discovered one. It was something about how the 2nd law of thermodynamics (entropy), the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, or some other scientific law didn’t apply to him. I’ll have to try to remember what it was.
Wait a second, let’s clear something up. You said ol’ Marky’s blog was, “BY FAR the highlight,” followed by, “BARELY NUDGING OUT” my blog. Which one is it? If Marky B. has the better blog, just say it, don’t give me no consolation prize!
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
This is pretty cool. Ive seen it before tho. It works best if you go to google.com then use the I’m feeling lucky tool.
And Amanda met Chuck Norris?! How awesome is that?