Alrighty then… I know this is a little belated… but it’s totally worth it…
I just read about this inauguration speech generator today on Mark Oestreicher’s blog. You type in some random words… and this program spits out the speech that President Obama’s writers might have concocted in their intense brainstorming sessions while eventually stumbling upon the real inauguration speech.
Here’s my inauguration speech…
My fellow Americans, today is a quixotic day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “monkey”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually kick.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces redundant and aromatic challenges like never before. Our economy is guiltless. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for witches. Our healthcare system is flagrant. If your thumb is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a Wrestler. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a grass rock. But singing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Ector, Texas.
Finally, I must thank my groovy family, my nebulous campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Hippies for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of breaking the American people. Without your ridiculous efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Try it out and let me know how amazing yours turns out! Copy and paste it in the blogments… or blog your speech and post the link here so we can all share in the randomness…
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My fellow Americans, today is a Slimy day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “table”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually indoctrine .
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces bright and shining challenges like never before. Our economy is reused. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for hairs. Our healthcare system is striped. If your belly button is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a Janitor. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a sticker scarf . But Smelling together we can right this ship, and set a course for antartica.
Finally, I must thank my stupid family, my cumbersom campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Ronda for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of poking the American people. Without your colorful efforts, none of this would have been possible.
My fellow Americans, today is a robust day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “stimulus”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually bend.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces gigantic and ratty challenges like never before. Our economy is vast. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for women. Our healthcare system is frail. If your pinkie toe is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a welder. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a shoe tire. But pedaling together we can right this ship, and set a course for your mom’s house.
Finally, I must thank my quaint family, my purple campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank hobos for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of crying the American people. Without your zany efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Both of you… hee-hii-larious! Thanks for the laugh…